[4-1-3]

People who are younger than you but taller

[gondor-calls-for-aid]

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

[emeraldembers]

People who are younger than you

[23devil]

People

[i-am-mishafuckingcollins]

Being turned into a llama

[stabilizedinsanity]

A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

[nemusou]

yeah… weird

[freakofandoms]

This post is amazing from start to finish

[dictator-woodle-dee-doodle]

The post. the post with the llamas. the post with the llamas specifically used to express frustration. The Frustration llamas post…

[schmergo]

I don’t like to call Frankenstein’s creation a ‘monster’ because he seems pretty chill, so I just call him Frankenstein’s lil boi

[thefuzzhead]

*new yorker accent* yeah, that’s guy’s just Frankie’s kid, what’s it to ya?

[b-obbs]

“Yeah that’s Frankie’s kid, his pop dont treat ‘im right, neither do most people round here, but he ain’t a bad kid, just in a bad sitiation”

[tryguysgifs]

The Try Guys Test Who Is The Most Attractive

[gaypeopletwitter]

[seashellronan]

people i make myself look good for:

• myself
• gay women
• my friends so they go “damn bitch u look fucking good” whenever i enter the room

[jaythenerdkid-official]

• drunk girls in bathrooms

[qtipping]

• freddie mercury who’s watching over us
  

[clint-ftm-barton]

• Carrie Fisher who is standing next to him

[marsincharge]

I start work tomorrow 😬

Omg I really start tomorrow. I’m nervous out of my mind.

[mimigemrose]

Congratulations, boo-bear!

My advice for being a new hire:

-don’t fight the “jitters”; that low-level sense of anxiety that comes with starting a new job. I usually find that it will last about two weeks (I think it has to do with needing to experience two weekends as a full-time employee, in order for it to disappear).

- You’re not going to remember every one’s names within that first week. So, don’t beat yourself up, if you don’t.

- There’s no shame in taking notes for the mundane things. Hell, I needed to make a bullet point list for operating the coffee machine, when I started my job.

- Ask questions. Yes, it’s a “no duh” statement. But I find that some employees like when the new hires ask questions. Gives them a… confirmation and validation, if that makes sense.

Once again, congratulations.

And don’t stay up too late tonight.

[marsincharge]

[lgbtlaughs]

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me, who has been running this blog for 9 years: 

[mystrangeforeignblog]

Baron Magazine

[chefpyro]

The Netherlands democratically puts a list of the 2000 best songs together every year around New Year’s and the biggest mystery every time is whether Bohemian Rhapsody wins again

[chefpyro]

i’m serious, if it doesn’t win, it’s second place

every winner before 2005 is Bohemian Rhapsody as well

[mariowiki]

why arent we talking about the constant presence of hotel california

[prokopetz]

Knowing that “confirmed bachelor” was 19th Century gay slang: mildly amusing.

19th Century authors who honestly didn’t know that “confirmed bachelor” was gay slang using the term to describe their male protagonists without the slightest awareness of what they were implying: priceless.

[herblesbians]

some trends i am really down for

• being nice to people working in customer service
  
• girls in thigh-highs
• receiving $400,000
• pasta

[theoldness]

bitch…omg

[spock-ho]

omfg

[elpiso]

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

[tiqerboy]

this is a carwash for people

[grovie]

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

[rainberrywarrior]

[ocfos]

You fucker

[westcountryadventure]

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

[the-dwemereths-numidium]

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

[finding-luciano]

[readableporn]

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

My nana (no actual relation) who was born in Britain said that Blacks were helped out of Africa because we needed people to help us colonize… Yikes

[xultima]

I remember when I was about 14 years old. My family had a computer we all shared because this was before everyone had their own computers.
Well
Being the deviant weeb I was back then, I had been collecting hundreds of nsfw gay drawings of various anime boys.

Now, I was very good at hiding these pictures in layers of files that no body had time to search through so I thought my secret was safe.

One day my mom brings home something called a ‘zune’. These were slightly before/same time the iPods were becoming popular but iPods ultimately won.
When my mom attached the zune to the computer it downloaded ALL pictures on the desktop regardless of what file they were in.

I came home to my porn on the screen and I slipped away into my room. A sense of complete dread filling my body.
I had my youngest sister go out to see how bad it really was.
There on the screen was a naked drooling Naruto character in bondage. My sister bowed her head and told me there was no hope…I was a dead man.

To this day. Almost 10 years later.
My mom has never talked about it.
There was never a talk.

It haunts me to this day..

[xultima]

I didn’t mention that in order to get all those pictures off her zune. She had to click on them one by one and delete them manually.

She had to see every single picture I had ever saved on that computer.

She saw it all.